Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Expressions!

A couple of my favorite ads.




Tamil version of the previous ad which I 'simbly' love!






Friday, June 20, 2008

Women!

A friend of mine sent this to me and I had to post it. It is quite funny!

 Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and      
forget where they left them.

A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she
has 14 kids but doesn't really care.

One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a
woman gain 5 lbs.

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know
what you are doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your
body and your fat are really good friends.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain
consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and
setting fire to my knicker's.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrin ks 2
sizes!

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You
know sometimes I forget to eat!' ......Now I've forgotten my address, my
mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You
have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and
then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating
too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's
my idea of a perfect day!